*Rude Boy by Rihanna plays*
So me and Hello Kitty Slut finally met in the flesh. *smirk* She is as much fun offline as she is online. We didn’t get together last Saturday becuz we hadn’t alerted FEMA she was in the area. *chuckle* A little joke betwixt us two. Truth, she was under the weather. Glad that didn’t keep her down for long.
So we rescheduled for yesterday, Friday. I had a great time. We went to one of my favorite restaurants, Ruth Chris and we didn’t get thrown out. It’s just possible I may still be welcomed back at that location again, too! Win win! *grinning*
I have been teased unmercifully since I ducked out of the last outing becuz of its location. So I would have shown up last night if they had to wheel me in on a gurney with an oxygen tank in tow. TDP kept telling HKS that I wasn’t gonna show. *LOL* And Missreall kept texting me yesterday to see what I was doing now. *LOL* It was hilarious to me and I answered every text and I made it there on time!
HKS stayed at one of the new hotels downtown, Marriot Waterfront, very nice. I hadn’t been in that one before. I think she got thrown out of the other ones (just kidding…I think). She met me in the lobby and we walked over to the restaurant for dinner.
Help me! *LOL truly* I took this heffa to a steak restaurant and she orders CHICKEN! I am going to get her for that one day, I just don’t know how, yet. *smirk* Though the chicken was delish and I recommend it if you are in a majority that wants steak but you are feeling chicken. *shrug* It happens sometimes.
We sat outside and people watched and misbehaved a bit. *chuckle* Just a bit.
*Now playing Circus by Brittany Spears*
All in all we had a great time, I think. We stopped by her hotel bar after dinner for a drink. *shrug* I wasn’t driving so no reason not to. She tried to get me drunk but I keep telling people I can drink vodka all night long and not even get a buzz.
*Now playing Your Love Is My Drug by Kesa*
I once drank a whole fifth of vodka by myself in an hour and I was stone cold sober. I was pissed too cuz the objective was to get drunk. I was in my twenties then and ain’t a thing changed. I don’t know why I seem to be immune to vodka but I am. *shrug*
Anyhoodles, we order our drinks, I had a sip of her drink, it was tasty, I must try it sometime. Then she does what I was expecting at dinner. *chuckle* She is something else. She thoroughly entertained the Caucasian guy sitting next to us. The way he was looking at her and not moving away from us like some people would I am betting he was hoping for an invite to the hotel room party. *chuckling and smh*
She is due back in town later this month. Oh help! Someone put FEMA on alert please. *smiling and smh*
*Now playing Sex On Fire by Kings Of Leon*
*tips highball glass at monitor*
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Saturday, May 8, 2010
Friday, April 30, 2010
A couple white people in residence does not change your block’s ghetto status.
*chuckle*
So, I was supposed to hook up with my new online friends Hello Kitty Slut and Tickle Da Pickle last Saturday at this spot that’s on North Avenue.
Hoe-kay!
North Avenue is the ghetto from one end to the other. There are no breaks in the ghetto lines. It is the ghetto all day long, 365 days/year, 366 in leap year. But I listened to them both tell me that the revitalization had reached that area of North Avenue. *shrug* It’s worth a look see.
Tickle Da Pickle was hosting a Hip Hop/Reggae show down at this restaurant on North Avenue. This place actually has a website! Menu was very tempting. Nice pictures on the site. Got me to thinking that maybe it really wasn’t on North Avenue at all. That was just its address.
Let me explain, see, in Baltimore they will have the front door on one street and the loading dock, which is attached to the building, will sit on another street. Instead of using the front door address the business will have its official address as that of the loading dock. I have actually worked in buildings like that and been to establishments like that. I have no idea the reason for it. It’s Bmore. It just is. *chuckle*
In that general vicinity are the Maryland Institute of Art, Maryland Institute of Culinary Arts, University of Baltimore, and quite a few really nice reputable boutiques and eateries. None on North Avenue though.
So I had never been to this place and was thinking that perhaps it was one of those oddities that I mentioned above. I don’t have a car right now cuz I sold it when the oil companies lost their fukking minds. So a cabbing I go.
I get out and I’m like…uh…uh…this is the ghetto! This place sits right on North Avenue. If they had told me it was across the street from the rent by the hour motel I wouldn’t even have said I was coming. *chuckle* Then I could have saved the hard feelings. *chuckle* I don’t even really understand the hard feelings really. I left Tickle Da Pickle a belated birthday gift, a bottle of Cabo Wabo.
I didn’t feel comfortable in the area no matter what the two of them said. However, now that I’ve been there and seen the food I wouldn’t mind going there for lunch one day…long before sunset. *chuckle* And I’m going to need to be sitting in the back away from the front window…drive bys you know. *giggle* No I ain’t shyt but I believe in going where I am comfortable.
This actually sparked a bit of a debate between me, Hello Kitty Slut, Missreall and Honey Girl Charly. Those three (who don’t live here) are going to tell me, Baltimore born and raised, that North Avenue isn’t the ghetto. *LMAO* HGC actually said it was a neutral zone *LMMFAO* No such a thing in the ghetto. *reduced giggles* But it was a nice try. TDP ain’t talking to me at all.
*sigh* Shrug. It is what it is.
My worry was that I wouldn’t be able to get a cab in that area after the show. Show started at 10pm which meant we wouldn’t be out of there until 1-2 am. I had very little hope that a cab would come down there at that time of night. If I had remembered that as an establishment that serves alcohol a cab has to come when the bar calls I MIGHT have been swayed to stay. But, bay…bee…all I could see was the ghetto and my azz getting shot up if them ninjas didn’t go home after the show was over and got to fighting after the show.
At one point I was in tears laughing cuz HKS & TDP kept reiterating that there were white people down there. Like WTH does that have to do with the price of a bullet?
So, I sent out a text to my Bmore folk to get their opinion on it. My text was this:
Is North Avenue ghetto? I got people telling me that becuz some white people moved into ONE BLOCK that it ain’t ghetto. I’ll let you decide.
The answer is yes. No surprise there but my favorite answer was from TPL:
“Hell yes very ghetto probably dirty white people” LMMFAO!!!!!!
When he says dirty white people I am assuming he meant trailer park white people. The type who strung up a black doll baby a few years ago and set it on fire. I don’t call people trash cuz people are not trash…no matter what they do. I will call you a filthy animal if you act the part though. I’ve also never heard TPL call a person trash so that is my take on his comment.
Truthfully, looking over the crowd it was a nice group of middle aged Caucasian middle to upper middle class folk. But I doubted they would be attending the Hip Hop/Reggae show LOL
So I told HKS that I would treat her to lunch this Saturday…and you guessed it she chose to go back to the same spot. LMAO!
One lunch ain’t gonna change my mind but I imagine she won’t be satisfied until I try it. *smh* So if you don’t hear from me after this blame that damn Hello Kitty Slut! I probably got shot up in a drive by in their so called “neutral zone”.
*tips Stewart’s cream soda bottle at monitor*
So, I was supposed to hook up with my new online friends Hello Kitty Slut and Tickle Da Pickle last Saturday at this spot that’s on North Avenue.
Hoe-kay!
North Avenue is the ghetto from one end to the other. There are no breaks in the ghetto lines. It is the ghetto all day long, 365 days/year, 366 in leap year. But I listened to them both tell me that the revitalization had reached that area of North Avenue. *shrug* It’s worth a look see.
Tickle Da Pickle was hosting a Hip Hop/Reggae show down at this restaurant on North Avenue. This place actually has a website! Menu was very tempting. Nice pictures on the site. Got me to thinking that maybe it really wasn’t on North Avenue at all. That was just its address.
Let me explain, see, in Baltimore they will have the front door on one street and the loading dock, which is attached to the building, will sit on another street. Instead of using the front door address the business will have its official address as that of the loading dock. I have actually worked in buildings like that and been to establishments like that. I have no idea the reason for it. It’s Bmore. It just is. *chuckle*
In that general vicinity are the Maryland Institute of Art, Maryland Institute of Culinary Arts, University of Baltimore, and quite a few really nice reputable boutiques and eateries. None on North Avenue though.
So I had never been to this place and was thinking that perhaps it was one of those oddities that I mentioned above. I don’t have a car right now cuz I sold it when the oil companies lost their fukking minds. So a cabbing I go.
I get out and I’m like…uh…uh…this is the ghetto! This place sits right on North Avenue. If they had told me it was across the street from the rent by the hour motel I wouldn’t even have said I was coming. *chuckle* Then I could have saved the hard feelings. *chuckle* I don’t even really understand the hard feelings really. I left Tickle Da Pickle a belated birthday gift, a bottle of Cabo Wabo.
I didn’t feel comfortable in the area no matter what the two of them said. However, now that I’ve been there and seen the food I wouldn’t mind going there for lunch one day…long before sunset. *chuckle* And I’m going to need to be sitting in the back away from the front window…drive bys you know. *giggle* No I ain’t shyt but I believe in going where I am comfortable.
This actually sparked a bit of a debate between me, Hello Kitty Slut, Missreall and Honey Girl Charly. Those three (who don’t live here) are going to tell me, Baltimore born and raised, that North Avenue isn’t the ghetto. *LMAO* HGC actually said it was a neutral zone *LMMFAO* No such a thing in the ghetto. *reduced giggles* But it was a nice try. TDP ain’t talking to me at all.
*sigh* Shrug. It is what it is.
My worry was that I wouldn’t be able to get a cab in that area after the show. Show started at 10pm which meant we wouldn’t be out of there until 1-2 am. I had very little hope that a cab would come down there at that time of night. If I had remembered that as an establishment that serves alcohol a cab has to come when the bar calls I MIGHT have been swayed to stay. But, bay…bee…all I could see was the ghetto and my azz getting shot up if them ninjas didn’t go home after the show was over and got to fighting after the show.
At one point I was in tears laughing cuz HKS & TDP kept reiterating that there were white people down there. Like WTH does that have to do with the price of a bullet?
So, I sent out a text to my Bmore folk to get their opinion on it. My text was this:
Is North Avenue ghetto? I got people telling me that becuz some white people moved into ONE BLOCK that it ain’t ghetto. I’ll let you decide.
The answer is yes. No surprise there but my favorite answer was from TPL:
“Hell yes very ghetto probably dirty white people” LMMFAO!!!!!!
When he says dirty white people I am assuming he meant trailer park white people. The type who strung up a black doll baby a few years ago and set it on fire. I don’t call people trash cuz people are not trash…no matter what they do. I will call you a filthy animal if you act the part though. I’ve also never heard TPL call a person trash so that is my take on his comment.
Truthfully, looking over the crowd it was a nice group of middle aged Caucasian middle to upper middle class folk. But I doubted they would be attending the Hip Hop/Reggae show LOL
So I told HKS that I would treat her to lunch this Saturday…and you guessed it she chose to go back to the same spot. LMAO!
One lunch ain’t gonna change my mind but I imagine she won’t be satisfied until I try it. *smh* So if you don’t hear from me after this blame that damn Hello Kitty Slut! I probably got shot up in a drive by in their so called “neutral zone”.
*tips Stewart’s cream soda bottle at monitor*
Monday, March 8, 2010
Just Randomness, Again...
Well as you can see I did get dug out and got back to work. Been busy as a one armed paper hanger since we got back to work. *lol* The people in non-snowed in areas were not impressed with the fact that we were snowed in and unable to get to work. Oh well. It was what it was. Getting caught up. Jeez! Office shuts down for one week and people act like it was the end of their world. Puh-lease. They are just fine.
I haven’t heard a peep from My Obsession about whether he liked the stories or not. I will take it that he doesn’t. I guess I won’t post anymore online. Yeah, he still gets online from time to time. Like I said, I have been stopping by my old stomping ground online. He’s there just not often. So it isn’t too weird. Funny, the moment I figured out he must not like the stories my muse spoke to me and I saw how to turn it into a love story LMAO! Laws! I miss the days when my stories were all short stories. Everything turns into a novel now. *sigh*
Such is life. I ain’t complaining. It keeps me busy and out of trouble.
What trouble? Well, first of all that guy is still calling. About once a week now. *smh* I am not all that. He’s not a bad looking dude. He’ll find someone new to bug come the spring hopefully. She has my condolences. *chuckle*
Past couple weeks have been really stressful. I don’t know what is going on with people. Everyone just seems more stressed than usual. We are getting more changes every day. Just after the storm we got yet one more new computer system. I already knew this ish wasn’t gonna work after the other two systems effed up everything from accounts payables to payroll. So I already knew to back up all my work TWO TIMES.
Monday morning when we got in I pulled up the files I normally work from on the new server. *chuckle* Half of them were missing and the ones that were there hadn’t been updated since June 2009. Um. No. I work in these files daily and had added new ones.
Pulled out one of my back ups and went to work. Meanwhile…there were people walking around fussing and cussing. One chick had tears in her eyes cuz she didn’t understand how they effed up her files.
CONFUSED FACE.
OH REALLY? You don’t know? *smh* People really expected things to go off without a hitch. Chile after they shorted my paycheck, paid dead people and lost the top execs paychecks I knew not to expect perfection. As a friend of mine still in IT likes to say: There are A, B, & C students in every profession. IT is no different. We got some A students on the job in IT. But we got some B & C students, too.
I am in the process of making a new friend. That’s cool. Actually a few of them. There’s Hellokittyslut, link to her blog over to your right, and a few cool chicks on BA. BA is planning a meet a greet next year at Mardi Gras. Getting my chicks together to go with. I am not going all the way to New Orleans by myself during Mardi Gras. Do you know how many tourists turn up dead or don’t turn up at all during Mardi Gras? One is too many so I am taking my girls with me.
Yeah, I know the heifers complain a lot but they know the rule. I don’t get but one good vacation a year. If you mess it up by complaining then you have to reimburse me for my vacation. Think I am playing and get left out a couple trips and learn.
They adhere to this rule. That’s the good thing about old friends. Most of the kinks are already worked out of the relationship and we still like each other.
New friends are great, too. Hellokittyslut and I seem to have quite a few things in common. I hope one day we can get together for drinks or dinner but it’s gonna be a minute. Gotta kick the tires and just check her out. Make sure I feel good about her.
Hard for me to trust meeting people online. Just never know about people online until you look in their eyes and can be sure. *shrug* Or maybe that’s just me.
I know, meet in a public place. Do you have any idea how many people have gone missing from a public place? So she gonna have to give me a minute. I got friend and family maintenance to do for the next few weeks anyway.
Oh, by the by, I haven’t seen my neighbor’s girlfriend since we all got dug out LMAO! Damn. And that’s all I need to say about that.
Well, I got a few more things to update but I think this is enough for now.
*tips wine glass at monitor*
I haven’t heard a peep from My Obsession about whether he liked the stories or not. I will take it that he doesn’t. I guess I won’t post anymore online. Yeah, he still gets online from time to time. Like I said, I have been stopping by my old stomping ground online. He’s there just not often. So it isn’t too weird. Funny, the moment I figured out he must not like the stories my muse spoke to me and I saw how to turn it into a love story LMAO! Laws! I miss the days when my stories were all short stories. Everything turns into a novel now. *sigh*
Such is life. I ain’t complaining. It keeps me busy and out of trouble.
What trouble? Well, first of all that guy is still calling. About once a week now. *smh* I am not all that. He’s not a bad looking dude. He’ll find someone new to bug come the spring hopefully. She has my condolences. *chuckle*
Past couple weeks have been really stressful. I don’t know what is going on with people. Everyone just seems more stressed than usual. We are getting more changes every day. Just after the storm we got yet one more new computer system. I already knew this ish wasn’t gonna work after the other two systems effed up everything from accounts payables to payroll. So I already knew to back up all my work TWO TIMES.
Monday morning when we got in I pulled up the files I normally work from on the new server. *chuckle* Half of them were missing and the ones that were there hadn’t been updated since June 2009. Um. No. I work in these files daily and had added new ones.
Pulled out one of my back ups and went to work. Meanwhile…there were people walking around fussing and cussing. One chick had tears in her eyes cuz she didn’t understand how they effed up her files.
CONFUSED FACE.
OH REALLY? You don’t know? *smh* People really expected things to go off without a hitch. Chile after they shorted my paycheck, paid dead people and lost the top execs paychecks I knew not to expect perfection. As a friend of mine still in IT likes to say: There are A, B, & C students in every profession. IT is no different. We got some A students on the job in IT. But we got some B & C students, too.
I am in the process of making a new friend. That’s cool. Actually a few of them. There’s Hellokittyslut, link to her blog over to your right, and a few cool chicks on BA. BA is planning a meet a greet next year at Mardi Gras. Getting my chicks together to go with. I am not going all the way to New Orleans by myself during Mardi Gras. Do you know how many tourists turn up dead or don’t turn up at all during Mardi Gras? One is too many so I am taking my girls with me.
Yeah, I know the heifers complain a lot but they know the rule. I don’t get but one good vacation a year. If you mess it up by complaining then you have to reimburse me for my vacation. Think I am playing and get left out a couple trips and learn.
They adhere to this rule. That’s the good thing about old friends. Most of the kinks are already worked out of the relationship and we still like each other.
New friends are great, too. Hellokittyslut and I seem to have quite a few things in common. I hope one day we can get together for drinks or dinner but it’s gonna be a minute. Gotta kick the tires and just check her out. Make sure I feel good about her.
Hard for me to trust meeting people online. Just never know about people online until you look in their eyes and can be sure. *shrug* Or maybe that’s just me.
I know, meet in a public place. Do you have any idea how many people have gone missing from a public place? So she gonna have to give me a minute. I got friend and family maintenance to do for the next few weeks anyway.
Oh, by the by, I haven’t seen my neighbor’s girlfriend since we all got dug out LMAO! Damn. And that’s all I need to say about that.
Well, I got a few more things to update but I think this is enough for now.
*tips wine glass at monitor*
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