Showing posts with label valentine's day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label valentine's day. Show all posts

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Facebook is a debil…


Maybe.  I don’t know.  All I know is that 6 days of no fb and I am in a whole lot more positive mood. *chuckle* Girl Scouts’ honor *holds up GS swear fingers* I woke up happy Friday morning.  I wasn’t even mad at the alarm clock for once in my life and I’ve been waking up to an alarm clock since I was 10 years old.  My first clock was a birthday gift from my mother who told me it was now my responsibility to get myself up in the morning.  I didn’t like that Big Bird clock nor any other since. *chuckle* But Friday morning I was way too tickled at the dream I had had the night before to be mad. *spoiled contented sigh*

If this is what 6 days with no fb does, I wonder how much better it will be the longer I stay away?
I had meant to spend the week posting true love stories that I remember before my memory fades but I just got busy doing other things.  Believe it or not the hardest time to stay away from fb is at work.  Like I’ve posted before, I use it as filler time while I wait for people to respond to emails and phone calls.

It use to be that people got 5 business days to get back to me.  This week people had 48 hours. Period. If I had to send a second email, I cc’d their supervisor. *smirk* I know there are some people who wish I would go back to fb. *chuckle*  I was way too productive this week and I wasn’t interested in listening to anyone else’s drama. *chuckle*

I had a lovely Valentine’s Dinner.  I had to wait until Thursday, 2/16/12 to eat it though.  I picked up some stomach thing over the weekend.  No biggie though because it was still delish and I was full as two ticks! *lol* Faidley's crab cake, linguine with capers, olive oil, and cheese, and brussels sprouts.


Yeah.  I know, presentation could have been better but it was still delicious so whatever. *chuckle*

Even made myself heart shaped cupcakes.  I’m still perfecting how much batter goes into each heart tin.  This year I put two dollops and they still overflowed.  It didn’t seem like there was that much in the bottom but at least this time they kept their heart shape somewhat. *chuckle*  I guess this means one dollop per cupcake tin.  *lol* I’m learning.



I took a break from the internet sites period.  No fb, BA, OHN, or BL.  It was hard those first few days but today?  Heck, I don’t want to go back!

Six whine free days! *chuckle*  And it was lovely.  Someone is always whining or unhappy about something.  I don’t have a man.  There are plenty of them out there ain’t nothing stopping you from having one but you.  If my fat out of shape behind is turning down men then anyone who wants one should be able to get one.

I’m still getting my sexy back. *chuckle*  I was out one day and just felt the need to strut!  *lol*  I think I had been watching Staying Alive and it put me in the mind to do some strutting.  I was working my walk that day.  Could not tell me a thing I didn’t already know.  I even caught this really petite looking olive skin toned guy checking me out smiling.  I was like, not yet, give me a few more months and I’ll be ready for you.

Well, dang it, I went and sat down for an extended period and when I got up again everything from my waist down was calling me names! *lol*  My hips were like, HEFFA!  You know you ain’t strutted in years!  You got to warn us with some stretches and sh*t before you just up and decide you are sexy again!

*lol*  So I’ve started my stretching routine again. Ugh!  Sad to say it is so needed.

But I digressed, people whining that they hate their life, they hate their family, they hate this that and the other.  *shrug*  I just ain’t there and I ain’t interested in being there.  I’m not saying that I don’t throw a pity party from time to time but I always temper it by remembering there are AT LEAST a billion people in this world who would trade places with me in less than a blink of an eye and who I wouldn’t trade places with for any amount of money.

I lived there in Bitterland or I Hate Land or Lonely Land or whatever a person is whining about at any given time in my newsfeed once upon a time, then I got busy and occupied my time with other things.  Then I looked up and suddenly I didn’t live there anymore.

Everyone is on their own journey in this life.  I am hoping I am finished with that part of the journey.  That I have lived and learned from those past sojourns in those dry waterless places.  I know my challenges aren’t done.  I just hope those challenges are done and I move on to new lands to conquer.  I wish those still struggling the best and hope to welcome them on the other side of tribulation which is jubilation.   Never realized until now that those two words rhymed.  Makes a person think.

Yeah.  I could tell people how to get out of their funks.  As a matter of fact I have but if a person ain’t ready to hear that their relationship is over then they won’t accept it.  If a person is lonely and wants desperately to be in a relationship then the last thing they want to hear from me or anyone else is that they need to learn to love themselves first.  They will get mad and defensive and assure all that they love themselves.  But ask them to quickly name three things that they love or even like about themselves and see if some stuttering and stammering doesn’t happen.  They have to learn it for themselves.

Back when I use to hide my smile, a guy I dated briefly asked me did I like myself.  I had to think about it before I answered because I didn’t but I didn’t want him to know that.

Ask me now what I love or like about myself and I can do at least a five minute monologue. *chuckle* You might have to interrupt.  I’ve come to like and love the odd, chunky, cheery, chocolate cherub that is me.
Anyway, back to my week of loving me.

Oh my word, Saturday me and the Sandman had a lovely day together.  I kept telling myself I needed to get up and run some errands and Mr. Sandman kept saying no I didn’t and come back to bed.  *chuckle*  I got up and made lunch with the intent to get myself together to go out and run those errands.  But lunch was so good I laid across the bed to revel in it and next thing I knew I was asleep again. *lol*  I haven’t slept a whole Saturday away in years.  By 5:30 pm I gave up trying to go out and got up and made dinner.

Of course that meant I had to run errands, wash clothes, and cook today but I had the energy to burn today so, I guess yesterday was needed.  I wish more people could find a way to carve out a day of bliss that easily.  I even had energy to blog about my week and tweak CCW1’s post.  I have one paragraph to add and that post is done!

So now, what to do with fb?  I actually do have some folks on there who I’d miss if I cut fb out all together.  I definitely need to severely limit it though.  Eh, I’ll figure it out.  My week of peace isn’t over until Tuesday.

*tips mug at monitor*

Friday, February 12, 2010

Random sex thoughts

So I am snowed in with no peen so forgive me for constantly bringing up BallerAlert.com. They are helping me stay sane. *chuckle*

BallerAlert.com topic: How long is too long? In other words, how long is too long to have sex? I was surprised at some of the answers. A youngun said 30 minutes is too long. WTH?

I said 20 minutes is long enough but then I am 42 but ain’t a dang thing wrong with 30 minutes or more of sex. I mean you change positions and…*lick lips* stuff.

In my 20s, we would be finishing as the sun came up. We use to be at it all night. I can probably still go all night but men in my dating age range usually can’t…heart attacks and such. Probably just as well.

I had a young man step to me talking about he had about 15 minutes in him. He was 24! WTFH!!!!????? *snicker* The whole time he was talking I was trying to figure out how I was gonna get some beads up his butt so he’d hang on longer. Most black men that I have dealt with are homophobic and don’t want you to play with their butt. But if all he had was 15 minutes in him then I was gonna introduce him to butt beads.

It didn’t work out becuz I could not get past the fact that his father had tried to date me first. When his father was trying to date me his son would have been about 15. Jail bait. I know he isn’t now but I just couldn’t get past that. *smh* No, his father never got the chance. His father just tried.

*cell buzzes, pauses to check messages*


*thoughtful smirk*

O…k, why did he who was nameless just call and leave me a voicemail? Why am I tempted to call him back and invite him over? And his name is Tim. *chuckle*

*shakes fist at ceiling* Come on Momma Nay, ease off the snow before I end up pushing out a big headed baby come November/December. Yezzzzz, I use condoms but with my luck...

*opens bottle of wine and stares at his number for awhile*

I’m back! That was two days ago. *chuckle* I actually don’t have any condoms in the house. Besides that he stopped calling a couple weeks ago. Thought he got the message. If he’s calling up in the middle of a blizzard he must need somewhere to crash. Yeah that’s what I believe and no I am not giving him the benefit of the doubt. There was almost zero visibility outside. If he’s trying to hook up with me during the storm he is either horny, lonely, hungry or all of the above. I say ‘is’ cuz he’s still calling.

I got a touch of cabin fever and Raul *sniff* hasn’t been replaced, yet. I’ll be alright. *lol* Yes, I am very hard on men. *shrug* Life’s hard. That’s just the way it is sometimes. Perhaps if he hadn’t been so brutally, stupidly honest…*sigh* Oh well.

My neighbor finally got his girlfriend out. *chuckle* I thought he had gotten rid of her after the Super Bowl but then they forecast Tuesday’s blizzard. I guess he decided he needed her and her CAR back. But last night as he was digging his way to her car he was cussing and fussing to his roommate helping. He said and I quote “You get up and don’t put your azz in the tub then you got to get the f*ck out!”

I was sitting in my living room at the time and I just quietly got up and went back to my bedroom so that I could laugh myself silly. Cuz if I could hear him cussing and fussing through the windows then he would hear me laughing at his dilemma. And I got to live next door to his azz. So I chose discretion for a change.

Oh. My. Damn.

She is trifling but he is just as trifling for putting up with that mess. He knew her azz was trifling before they got snowed in on Friday. But he used her car to go pick up his new mattress and then get supplies for the first storm and Super Bowl. Then she didn’t wanna go home. *LOL*. Then Sunday they forecast another blizzard and back to the store in her car they went. I guess by Thursday he couldn’t take the funk anymore. PEW!

I don’t understand that concept. How in the world as an adult you are going to be sexually active with another person and lie around and not clean yourself? Is there another more severe word than nasty or trifling? *shiver* Ech! Nasty azzes! I say azzes cuz I would be willing to bet money that he had sex with her dirty butt more than once over the last 7 days.

I bet she got Trichomonas, Chlamydia and a host of other things in her…stuff. Coochay is good clean vagina. She got stuff. *shiver* Ew!

Next topic!

BA also hipped me to a new holiday that I wanna put on blast. It’s a holiday just for the fellas, and us ladies who enjoy pleasing the fellas this way. It’s on March 14th and its called Steak & BJ Day. *uncontrollable giggles for a minute*

Does Hallmark know? There is marketing for this. I swear someone out there is about to make a mint if they can figure away to get this past the TV censors. Its perfect timing. Its one month after Valentine’s Day, which men constantly complain is all about us. Truth, I very rarely hear women say what they are getting their men for V-Day. So I think Steak & BJ Day is the perfect holiday to celebrate the man in your life. This is also an incentive for him to remember V-Day and do it up just like you like it so that you’ll reciprocate on March 14th. HI-LAR-EE-US! Check out the website here: http://www.steakandbjday.com/

Just remember ladies, if your man doesn’t eat red meat then there is ham steaks, steak fish, turkey steaks. Get creative. If he is a true vegan then there’s eggplant. I find eggplant really does have the consistency of meat when cut thickly.

Just have good safe fun everyone and pray I am back at work Monday. I gotta find myself someone worthy to get under/ride before the next snowstorm blows through Bmore.

*glances up at wobbling halo*


*halo cosigns this*